NPR used to feature "Dr. Science, he knows more than you do." In these trying times we need himerher, oh well, him actually, more than ever, as authorities daily try our faith in reason. So we have looked him up, and the first question we posed was: how come Christian Science can heal?

"Simple," he said. "It is known that the auto-immune diseases are strongly modulated by stress. Well, these are typical of the diseases that have been cured by Christian Science practitioners."

Don't bother contesting this , remember, he knows more than you do.